Top Ten Messages Left On Sarah Palin’s Answering Machine
"Hi, it’s John McCain; I had to go to bed. How’d it go?"
"Hi, Katie Couric here. Have you thought of a Supreme Court case yet?"
"Hi, it’s Bill Clinton. Let me know when Todd’s out of town"
"My name is Joseph Sixpack — knock it off"
"Hi, Katie Couric again — think of any newspapers yet?"
"Buy the Late Show Fun Facts book. It’s a bridge to hilarity"
"John McCain again; could you pick up my prescriptions?"
"Senator Larry Craig here — do you have Joe Biden’s phone number?"
"McCain again; do you remember where I parked the Straight Talk Express?"
"It’s President Bush. If you’re at the debate, who’s watchin’ Russia?"
- I just uploaded “August” to #Vimeo: vimeo.com/230245570 16 hours ago
- FrIYay! Thai beer. @ Bahn Thai instagram.com/p/BX9QI0OFLyH/ 20 hours ago
- Current view!🌯#realburritos made by real Mexicans this side of the wall! #thissideofthewall 😂 @… instagram.com/p/BX8zUCaFMN3/ 1 day ago
- When you emergency shop at the local bodega!! Flamingos 😂 @ Garden Grove, California instagram.com/p/BX6-3Axlhbc/ 1 day ago
- Nigerian prawns 🍤 😳 @ Mastro's Restaurants - Steakhouse, Costa Mesa instagram.com/p/BX4UEXvF4_2/ 2 days ago