David Letterman’s Top Ten List for 10-3-2008

Top Ten Messages Left On Sarah Palin’s Answering Machine


"Hi, it’s John McCain; I had to go to bed. How’d it go?"

"Hi, Katie Couric here. Have you thought of a Supreme Court case yet?"

"Hi, it’s Bill Clinton. Let me know when Todd’s out of town"

"My name is Joseph Sixpack — knock it off"

"Hi, Katie Couric again — think of any newspapers yet?"

"Buy the Late Show Fun Facts book. It’s a bridge to hilarity"

"John McCain again; could you pick up my prescriptions?"

"Senator Larry Craig here — do you have Joe Biden’s phone number?"

"McCain again; do you remember where I parked the Straight Talk Express?"

"It’s President Bush. If you’re at the debate, who’s watchin’ Russia?"

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